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What's the best pet to name after a spreadsheet function?

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A slow tortoise called VLOOKUP: it finds things eventually.

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The appeal is in the specific reason given: A slow tortoise called VLOOKUP: it finds things eventually.. It is a playful editorial preference rather than a measurable universal winner.

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A slow tortoise called VLOOKUP: it finds things eventually.

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