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What's the best animal to run a customer-service hotline?

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An octopus: multiple arms, though it still needs a human script.

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The appeal is in the specific reason given: An octopus: multiple arms, though it still needs a human script.. It is a playful editorial preference rather than a measurable universal winner.

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What is the leading choice for animal to run a customer-service hotline?

An octopus: multiple arms, though it still needs a human script.

Why might that choice work for animal to run a customer-service hotline?

An octopus: multiple arms, though it still needs a human script.. This suits the exact situation in the question.